2. Look at the size of those...melons. I wish I had some.
3. I recently learned....the word jipped is actually gypped and the root comes from the word gypsies. Technically the word gypped could be considered racist.
4. Only when no one is looking...do I pick my wedgie
5. I lost my....
6. I was certain I'd be...a dance teacher. And marry rich so my kids could grow up with a Spanish nanny. Instead I have Rosetta Stone.
7. There is not enough liquor in the world for me to....lick someone's toes. I hate feet.
8. I just finished...photoshopping a pic of me and Golden Tate to post on facebook tomorrow.
|If you don't know who Golden Tate is I'm not sure we can be friends|
9. Why does everyone have to be...so sensitive. It seems everyone has their panties in a bunch over everything now days.
10. It's very rare when I...have un-painted toenails.
11. If I were a dog...I'd be fat and sleep all day.
12. I don't believe...in Atheists.