Thursday, October 4, 2012

Girl On Girl

Have you had a Magic Mike Moment? Micaela recently posted about her stripper experience, so I decided to share mine.

Mom or any of my other family, you can stop reading right. now.

My experience is different in that mine involved a female strip club. I was 19 and my parents were out of town. I've always been more of a guy's girl so three guy friends and my cousin were sitting at my house trying to figure out what to do that night.

Someone had heard that this girl I went to Jr High with  had become a stripper at a slummy strip club. I know most strip clubs are slummy, but this one was bad. 

Somehow, two of my friends convinced me I needed to go. They thought it would be funny to take sweet, little Lindsay to her first stripper experience.

 I didn't want to see my friend naked so I almost refused but somehow they convinced me.

Plus, I was just a bit curious, and they offered to pay my cover.

I figured I'd cover my eyes while she danced.

Turns out, my friend was not there, but as I sat there wide-eyed and completely out of my element, a gorgeous stripper bypassed my two friends and asked if I wanted a dance.

Ever the polite girl I replied, "No thank you."

"You sure?" At her response, my friends started egging me on, purely for their own entertainment.

"No, I'm ok."

"Oh c'mon, you're hot. I'll even do it for free" At that point I noticed her eyes twitching and figured out she was on ecstacy. You learn a lot about drugs working with drug addicted newborns.

I politely declined and after a little prodding, she finally walked away.

I was met with protests from my friends who egged me on all night, every time the girl walked by and asked if I'd changed my mind.

I never gave in.

 Girls dancing on me just isn't my thing.


  1. Hey Lindsay! I love your blog and your twins are so cute! I just wanted to let you know...for some reason this girl on girl post has appeared in my google reader probably 3 times now! This has also happened with some of your other posts, so I just wanted to let you know. Happy Thursday-we're almost to the weekend!

  2. Hahahaha Lindsay this was hilarious. I loved it! I also saw it pop up in my reader a couple of other times but when I clicked it, nothing happened. At first I thought someone had hacked you and was writing about girl on girl!! LOL. Anyways, this was so funny. Annnnnnd can you tell us more about working with drug addicted newborns??

  3. "Mom or any of my other family, you can stop reading right. now"-- i was laughing when i read that line though i think they would be proud of how you handled this :)

    that said, i loved hearing about your stripper story! i think everyone should have one once in their life. ;)

    i would probably have let her dance on me... had she NOT been on drugs. ew.

    ps. glad your friend wasn't there because yeah, that might have been awkward for sure!

  4. LOL. Unless it's me!!!! hehehehehe....omg. your eye twitching, ecstacy comment was bananas!!!!


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