Have you had a Magic Mike Moment? Micaela recently posted about her stripper experience, so I decided to share mine.
Mom or any of my other family, you can stop reading right. now.
experience is different in that mine involved a female strip club. I
was 19 and my parents were out of town. I've always been more of a guy's
girl so three guy friends and my cousin were sitting at my house trying
to figure out what to do that night.
Someone had heard that this girl I went to Jr High with had become a stripper at a slummy strip club. I know most strip clubs are slummy, but this one was bad.
two of my friends convinced me I needed to go. They thought it would be
funny to take sweet, little Lindsay to her first stripper experience.
I didn't want to see my friend naked so I almost refused but somehow they convinced me.
Plus, I was just a bit curious, and they offered to pay my cover.
I figured I'd cover my eyes while she danced.
out, my friend was not there, but as I sat there wide-eyed and
completely out of my element, a gorgeous stripper bypassed my two
friends and asked if I wanted a dance.
Ever the polite girl I replied, "No thank you."
"You sure?" At her response, my friends started egging me on, purely for their own entertainment.
"No, I'm ok."
"Oh c'mon, you're hot. I'll even do it for free" At that point I noticed her eyes twitching and figured out she was on ecstacy. You learn a lot about drugs working with drug addicted newborns.
I politely declined and after a little prodding, she finally walked away.
was met with protests from my friends who egged me on all night, every
time the girl walked by and asked if I'd changed my mind.
I never gave in.
Girls dancing on me just isn't my thing.