Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Hey Lil Mama

You know what I'll never understand? Guys who try and pick you up in odd places.

One time, I was at the gas station near my house pumping gas. One the other side of the pump was a guy pumping his own gas.

He kept glancing at me.

Then glancing again.

And again.

I get uncomfortable when I know guys are looking at me. 

Finally, his gas is done, and he gets in his SUV. On this nice, sunny day his windows were down.

He hangs out of his window.

"How you doin'?"

I reply with a short, "Good," and turn to put the gas nozzle away.

For the first time, he could see all of me.

He takes one glance at my belly, makes a horrified face and races away.

I never tell Boyfriend when guys have been checking me out, but this one I couldn't help sharing with him - I got a good giggle out of it.


  1. ha ha ha did you ever watch the chappelle show? He had a skit on there one time where he was hitting on a girl at the bar and she was all into him and then she stood up from behind this table and she was SUPER pregnant. It was SO funny.

  2. Hilarious! I love it :) Clearly, you still had it even pregnant!

  3. haha you were SO CUTE preggo and this story made me giggle :) i agree, you still had it even with a bump! ;)

  4. You were even sexy with a double baby bump! #loveit


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