Thursday, June 2, 2011

Weird Baby Products

This is the back of Bug's head: 
His cowlick looks like we shaved the top of it and left the rest. 
The hair on the top of his head is actually growing back really well, 
but as you can see, he's only lost it in a stripe in the back.

My sister and I had been joking that we needed to buy him a baby toupee
so imagine my surprise when I came across this:
For only $29.99 you can buy a baby wig! {babybangs.com}

Did I ever tell you about the time Boyfriend peed while wearing Bug?
We were at the horse races and suddenly Boyfriend and Bug were gone.
I asked our friends where B went and Jovan said, "Oh, he went to the bathroom."
I was pissed.
He went to the bathroom while still carrying Bug in the Bjorn!
Images of B peeing on Bug danced around in my head.
apparently, it wasn't that dramatic and B held Bug high above the line of fire, but still....
Too bad B didn't have one of these:
The Babykeeper Hanging Harness was invented for those times you just gotta go and have nowhere to leave your child.

For the days I'm too lazy to cuddle with my Bambinos.....
SIDS risk, anyone?

And when they get older, not only can we embarrass them by putting them on a leash, we can embarrass them with a leash/fanny pack!

I mean, fanny packs are back in style, right? No? Oh well.

I'll never have to explain the birds and the bees to them, we can give them one of these dolls instead.

.....And scar them for life at the same time.


7 comments:

  1. yikes that last one was disturbing - even for me.

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  2. OMG dying....those are so creepy!

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  3. Lol...you are hilarious and that was disgusting, lol! Just started following you and love your blog!

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  4. OMG...I've seen the hands before but seriously baby wigs?!?! What is this world coming to.....or rather what has it already become. SMH!

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  5. Oh my goodness...what a horrific post!?! Hahahaha...wow! Layla had the same hair thing going on as Bug. Hehehe. Too funny. But that wig thing is just ridiculous. I mean...wow. And for the record. I have peed with Layla, grown 3 years, no shoes, therefore, I had to balance here everything whiel I peed, got TP, etc....yeah. A Bjorn woulda been nice. Those hands are Creepster McCreep. And I saw one of those fanny things recently. No comment.

    Love, meli

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  6. With twins, I have found that the free super savers shipping on economy size diapers is a godsend. The diapers seem a little thinner but I have never had a problem with leaking. They have the same stretch tabs on the sides that I liked about honest diapers. I love having these shipped right to my door & always having so many on hand. It's one less thing to worry about carrying when shopping with the kids. They always ship within a couple of days so I just make sure that I order them a few days earlier than when it looks like we'll need them.
    honest diapers

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