Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Kitchen Fail

I already feel like the odd lady at work. 
You know what I'm talking about, every office has someone who's just a bit odd or does weird things.
Anyway, I feel weird because twice a day I pump in my boss's old office that is now vacant .
I share an office 
- with a boy- 
so I can't pump in my own.

After I'm done, I go into our kitchen to wash the pump parts out. I know some people are kind of weirded out by me washing something out in the open that touched my boobs so I try and be discreet.

Yesterday, I went into the kitchen to wash my parts like usual.
I saw a sign that said "Do not use the dishwasher."
Ok, cool.

So I go about doing my thing, I turn around to leave and there's water everywhere.
And I mean everywhere.

I go to the receptionist and ask if there's a mop I can use to clean up the water.
She tells me the custodian just left so I need to use paper towels to clean it up.
I don't think she realized how much water there was because when I was 3/4 of the way putting papertowels on the floor, she comes in and says, "Oh my! I'll call the custodian and tell them to bring a mop."


  1. Well, at least it wasn't your liquid gold breastmilk you were trying to mop up!!! Always look on the bright side of things...hahahah!

  2. lol!!! At your carpeting of paper towels!

    But hey - good for you for pumping for your babies! I think that's awesome!!

  3. Thanks for helping me always see the positive Meli!

    Meg, I'm glad I'm doing something good for my babies but it's SUPER awkward doing it at work.

  4. OMG so funny! I just found your blog! Love it. This just cracks me up thinking about it, glad you got a pic of this bc it is seriously hysterical.

  5. Haha.....that's a lot of paper towels!!!

  6. oh my GAWD!!! how long did that take you? hahahaha! that is funny...and odd ;)

  7. Hahahaha! Oh my gosh! I can only imagine her face when she said "use the paper towels" and then walked into that! LOL! Sorry girl...I shouldn't laugh, prob, but that's hysterical!


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